Your whining

Fuck No? Why would I *ever* want to use a secure connection on the Internet?  Guess what?  There’s no way to permanently remove this “helpful” message.

Actually you can disable security warnings, just go to browser settings. There is setting which allows you to disable those warnings. It seems you have not even bothered to learn how to use the browser.

In my opinion it’s just good that phone tells you that you are entering to secure https page. One extra click to accept the connection can’t be too hard for anyone. If it is for you then disable those warnings in the browser settings and stop whining.

And by the way, you have never seen message like that when browsing the web using your desktop computer?