My thought process…

1) Hey! There’s a WebTV icon taking up valuable screen space. I bet there’s something really amazing in there….

2) I… uh… oh… What? A single icon? No cool stuff for me? Why not just take me into Ovi rather than pushing another icon?  Oh well… at least I’ve already installed Ovi.  I can just click on the Ovi icon and go straight to the Ovi marketplace I already downloaded. Right?

3) Kill. Me. Now.  Despite having already installed Ovi - this piece of stainless steel encrusted excrement has taken me to the web and wants me to download it again?  Ah… no… it says I should download it again. But it automatically opens the Ovi store.  I hope this is worth it.

4) This is literally the most depressing thing I’ve seen. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Erotic Bollywood.  I bet people from / in India are well chuffed to see India Today on there. What else is there? Hmmm… a 1 star rated “Gazzetta”. Something called “E!” which is apparently a utility. Or I can pay 4GBP for a cartoon.

No.

No.  I simply don’t believe that this is what I am being offered.  I refuse to believe that Nokia are this cack-handed. I’ve obviously got a defective unit with a defective Ovi store.  That is litterally the only explanation that makes sense.  Who in their right mind at Nokia would have approved this?  An icon that leads to another icon that leads to a web page that leads to a store with only 5 items in it?

Are Nokia playing a practical joke on me? IT’S NOT FUNNY GUYS!